The politics of the dance floor and other matters involving bass.
A Million People Can Call The Mountains A Fiction, Yet It Need Not Trouble You As You Stand Atop Them. ~XKCD (Randall Munroe)
http://www.xkcd.com is wonderful. If you don’t know, educate the mind. This is specifically taken from this comic: http://xkcd.com/154/ Make sure to check them all out, because it remains wonderful to this day.